Mr. K Likes to Laugh
- "Are you cold? Go in the corner, it's 90 degrees" - Charlie Snyder
- Parallel lines have so much in common, it's a shame that they'll never meet.
- Why is the obtuse triangle always sad? Because it is never right.
- You know what happens after you miss math class? It starts adding up.
- The mathematician worked at home because he only functioned in his domain.
- I'm bad at math, so the equation 2n+2n is 4n to me.
- Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
- The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.
- He wears glasses during math because it improves division.
- Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
- Teacher: Why are you doing your multiplication on the floor?
Student: You told me not to use tables.
- What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi!